Laying in bed before the alarm goes off, chatting with someone on a dating site. Initial ‘Hi, how are you, what are some of your hobbies?’ dialog makes me want to murder.
“So. You had keywords in your profile that caught my eye. D/S?” (He initiated.. hmm… maybe there’s hope??)
“Yes, D/s (inserts smiley). Do you have experience with that?”
“I like bondage.” (I, of course, immediately think of that kid in A Christmas Story who says, “I like the tin man” with that weird-ass grin on his face.)
“Do you know what D/s stands for?” (Hopeful…)
“I do. Are you into the D or the S when you play? I like the D.”
He likes the D.
I’m sorry… I just… no.
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