How to be a Dom on Tumblr

fullholes-emptyhead:

LIST 1

• fuck
• cock
• dick
• rape
• cum
• wank
• sex
• cuddle
• snuggle

LIST 2

• toy
• bunny
• lump
• meat
• girl
• bitch
• whore
• slut
• puppet
• sleeve

1. Take a word from list 1
2. Combine it with a word from list 2
3. Attach it to the end of any instruction

Examples

Take off my dungarees, sex girl

Turn the volume up on the TV, snuggle puppet

Fetch me my spanking monocle, dick lump!

MAKE ME A SANDWICH, cum meat