You know that moment when you’re out to lunch with some girlfriends?
Everyone is just talking and you’re not paying any attention because there are pommes frites with various aiolis and house made breads with various compound butters and it’s truly a table of your favorite things and OMG MY SHIRLEY TEMPLE IS HERE and WHOO THIS MOSCATO IS GOOD.
So you’re happily munching along and tasting all of the things and only half listening to the conversation which happens to be about their relationships and just life in general.
So one of my friends is talking about how she’s stressed out and it seems like little things keep piling up and her husband doesn’t know how to help and she’s just tense.
I’m halfway through a delicious roll with an amazing lemon, parsley, and garlic butter slathered on it when I pipe up with,
“You probably just need a spanking.”
*while continuing to chew and arrange my carb treats in the order that I want to sample them*
“I mean. There is nothing as nice as a good spanking. It just centers you and all of that tension goes away and you just feel so much better and the sex afterward… Oh my God. HEY. This butter has bacon in it!”
*continuing to eat*
“But yeah, just get a spanking because-”
THIS was when I looked up and noticed that the table was absolutely quiet and they were all staring at me with their mouths agape. So I tried to cover with,
“Or… Maybe… Y’all… Should… Um… Taaaallllk about it. Yeah….”
Then they ALL started giggling. And I told them we would never speak of this again and I’d read about spanking on some blog or something. None of them believed me.
Of COURSE I called Mister as soon as I got in my car.
He was silent for a moment. Then he started laughing.
He’s been calling me every half hour or so to talk, but that hasn’t happened at all because he starts laughing and has to hang up.
I just about choked on the cookie I was eating while reading this.
this is priceless !!!
So THIS Just Happened
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