guiltyhipster:

Aw yes, Canada Day, the day for 

• Crowning our moose king
• Wearing nothing but clothes made of maple leaves
• Fighting someone in a Tim Hortons (the victor gets a free coffee) 
• Fun games for the whole family like the bagged milk toss and the Canadian geese obstacle course where you basically just have to get from Point A to Point B without being attacked by one of the squawking fuckers